YOU HAVE SUCH A PRETTY FACE!!!
Of all the things I've written on this blog so far, the phrase You Have Such A Pretty Face is the thing that seems to resonate with women more than anything else. And we all know what comes next: too bad you're FAT!!
A few more words about that, as well as a blog post to come:
ATTENTION! THIS JUST IN!
POOP TRANSPLANTS FOR WEIGHT LOSS!! What??
No cat was injured in this video...meet Pi, and her bratty sister Prudence...
7/26/15 Welcome! This is my first video here...and it's all about one of my favorite life mottoes:
If you don't love me fat, you're not gonna love me thin...so move on!
I look a little sleepy...it was early on a Sunday morning.